Congrats to Jodi on the completion of college for the second time!  We all know what that means… graduation party!!!  Our offices will be closed this weekend as we will be partying.

Happy stoner day!
Been a while since anyone has posted here so I fugured I’d drop by and enlighten you as to what we’ve been up to.

Eagle Van - Been checking it out lately, hopefully we will get some pictures of it.  We are taking ideas for the paint job, just mail me.  We have some ideas including airbrushing of a desert scene, some wizards, and the Virgin Mary.  Not sure how we will work the desert into the sceme though.

Major updates - We have a couple in the works. I promise! Just getting the unemployed guy to take time from his uber busy schedule of sleeping until 1 pm and going back to bed at 2 pm so we can have something nice to entertain people with.

Dragon Con - Gearing up for a big one.  5th one for me and number 10 I think for a couple of us.  Grats on not dying.

Keep those comments and questions coming! I answer a million emails a day from all our fans and if you mail I will answer yours too!

I’ve been away a few days, seems I have come down with a mystery illness that we will call.. the plague.  So the plague makes me not want to work or eat.  So I take this time to share with you some ways to avoid the plague.

1. Don’t go to work and if you don’t have a job you are ahead of the game.
2. If you have to work, don’t talk to people.  They have the plague even if they look normal.
3. Kids, breed the plague, don’t touch.
4. Consume booze, as it kills plague germs.
5. I would also recommend wearing shorts all winter as the plague germs hate cold weather.  Kills them dead.

Since this is of all things the nexus for HompCo to get their info as well, in the policy of watching upcoming conventions, here is a list of a few regional conventions worth looking into or that we will more than likely end up at:

Feb 20 Connooga (Chatt)
Mar-20 FantaSciCon (Chatt)
Jun-5 Hypericon (Nash)
Jul-10 LibertyCon (Chatt)
Aug-13 GenCon (Indy)
Sep-3 The big one… (Dragon*Con)

Well I am anyways.  Let’s do a quick update on what’s going on.  Been helping out the guys down at Channel Z (wwwthelasttvstation.com) recently to get their project off the ground so go by and watch some of their stuff.  Also we are gearing up for the 2009 convention circut in the Southeast, so if you know of an awesome convention drop one of us a line and we can go see for ourselves.

The holiday season was a good one for us including a drive to Pennsylvania on a road trip.  Yes the video department is working on cutting the video as you read this.  Unless it’s daylight, then I would assume that they are sleeping.  Vampires work cheap, what can I say?

We kicked off the 2009 convention circut with a stop by Chattacon.  We had a great time and the people there were very nice.  Next year we may try to reserve a train car motel room.  Yes that’s not a lie, IN a train car.  The talk is to gear up for Connooga in Feb.  Hoping for a good turnout there as well.

Again, sorry for the scarce updates lately, we have had a lot of stuff going on to bring you only the finest quality entertainment that the seedy side of the internet has to offer.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the end of the computer age! We would ask you to keep all limbs inside the cart at all time and to avoid unnecessary movement, but noone wants a boring ride, do they? I mean, Cisco the Kid doesn’t even look right anymore without a little blood on the sharp bits.

Anyway, as our leader has spake (Spoke? Speaked thereof? Hell if I know anymore.) we are back with a vengeance. We have been slow on updates and hard pressed to give our fans in the single digits something to look at! Soon, we will rise to that occasion and become strong again! Keep posted!

Also, as Leader Homp mentioned, we are available for Halloween, parties, bar mitzvahs and unfortunate occurrences.* So think hard and mighty and e-mail us! We may be closer than you think!

HompCo.com, your home to unsanitary experiments in unsanitary work conditions! Type it by name!

* - May not come to actually entertain, unless booze is entertainment. Which it is.

You guys know it’s coming, and no group is more excited about it than the guys down at HompCo.  So we ask, got any plans?  Got a party for us to crash?  We are there!  As for us we are hoping to get out and hit the streets early, rolling little kids for their bags of candy and floss.  Gotta love that floss….

After months of griping and hours of hard work, the new functions of the site have gone live!  I want to take a minute to thank myself for finding these guys to do all this work making it this easy for me to post.  Now that we don’t have to write pages, we can post faster and drink far more while we do so.  So Cheers to the new workings, couldn’t have done it without me….

Fish fish says WORK.

The engine rumbles and spits forth words created only by my brain. The world looks on in awe and wonders “who are these masked men with their staves of mahogany and gigantic car?”

Lo and behold, it is us, the harbingers of the apocalypse. Mad scientists, rogues and battle hungry soldiers who ride on in search of adventure and laying waste to the world.