The engine rumbles and spits forth words created only by my brain. The world looks on in awe and wonders “who are these masked men with their staves of mahogany and gigantic car?” Lo and behold, it is us, the harbingers of the apocalypse. Mad scientists, rogues and battle hungry soldiers who ride on in [...]

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