I’ve been away a few days, seems I have come down with a mystery illness that we will call.. the plague.  So the plague makes me not want to work or eat.  So I take this time to share with you some ways to avoid the plague.

1. Don’t go to work and if you don’t have a job you are ahead of the game.
2. If you have to work, don’t talk to people.  They have the plague even if they look normal.
3. Kids, breed the plague, don’t touch.
4. Consume booze, as it kills plague germs.
5. I would also recommend wearing shorts all winter as the plague germs hate cold weather.  Kills them dead.

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