Hey, listen. I know we're super cool and you'd really like to emulate us, but don't. Seriously.

We do a lot of crazy things. Things that could get you hurt, or worse. But we do them so you don't have to, and we don't want to hear about you hurting your stupid self trying to repeat something you saw on this site. We're semi-professionals, here. You, well, you're just a bleeder.

I repeat: do not attempt to recreate anything you see on this site.